Episode Notes

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Everyone knows that the rich lead different lives than the rest of us. Be it watering their grass with milk, playing badminton on horseback, or hiring someone to assassinate Jeffrey Epstein to cover up their sex crimes, the rich are on a - Wait what?

That's right, this week's episode takes a dive into the world of silencing a shitty person before they can spill the beans about how shitty you are. Follow along as chainsmokers, muppets, and garbagemen all race to the finish line that is ending Jeffrey Epstein's life in our latest episode: Cause of Death