Screenplayed Ep. 13 - Mario Kart: The Movie
Screenplayed - September 3, 2019
Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.
What beloved childhood video game do you most desperately want destroyed by the merchandising machine that is the modern film industry? Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina you can buy at Target for $19.99? Kingdom Hearts $59.99 (Remix)?
Well... we're fresh out of those, but what about MARIO KART!? That's right, this week we reimagine the beloved Nintendo racing series for the big screen. From cell-shaded pyrotechnics to unimaginative puns based on racially sensitive catchphrases, this episode is sure to have everything you need to get you over the finish line.
So strap on your racing goggles and polish-up your red shells, it's a-time to drift your way into this week's grand prix:
Mario Kart: The Movie